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Old February 13th, 2005, 11:33 PM
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This is a Freight Bait for some Anus Laptops.
(The original saga of Cole is here: http://www.thescambaiter.com/forum/showthread.php?t=109 )

I have been playing with this guy for a while. I do not like to do Freight Baits with FAKE Credit Cards, just FAKE checks.

I guess the whole concept of him sending me a fake check and holding it is appealing. Plus they have to pay for the fake check, but oh well, I'll take the fake CC.

I called the CC company, informed them on the fraud, and it was taken care of.

Anywho, he has sent DHL to me 3 times already, and I keep telling DHL, I do not know what they are talking about.

We'll as I talk with the lad, I tell him FINALLY they are ready. Here is his original email:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bally Collins

DEAR SALES,
AM SENDING THESE ENQUIRY ABOUT AN ORDER AM ABOUT TO
MAKE IN YOUR STORE AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT IS PRODUCT IS ON HIGH
DEMAND IN MY STORE,THE PRODUCT IS LISTED BELOW,

Dell Latitude C640 Mobile P4 1.8G 512M 40G. 10 pieces
THANKS,I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME THE SHIPPING AND HANDLING QUOTATION TO
NIGERIA,I WILL WANT YOU TO HANDLE THESE ORDER WITH UTMOST ATTENTION
AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT AFTER YOUR REPLY WITH THE QUOTATION I
WILL FORWARD MY CREDIT CARD AND SHIPPING ADDRESS TO YOU.
I WILL WANT YOU TO MAKE THESE ORDER AVAILABLE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
AND TO MAKE THE PRIZE WITH SATISFY DISCOUNT.

REGARDS............
After a few emails, with fake credit card info we get things rolling:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Butch Drivesahft

Hello Bally,

The Laptops are finially packaged for you. Like I said in my previous emails, DHL has never came here before, i'm not sure where you got that information from.

Make sure if you call DHL, make sure you give them your correct DHL account number, that could be the reason that they are not showing up.

thanks for your payment,
Butch Drivesahft
www.AnusLaptops.com
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bally Collins
Dear Butch,
This is to inform you that DHL is coming to your office again to pick up the Laptops Monday, February 14 2005, between 3:00 P.M. and 5:00 P.M and More also make sure that you give them this Shipping Address:


RECEIVERS NAME: EMMANUEL OLABODE

ADDRESS: 1,MAJEKODUNMI STREET OFF SADIKU ILASAMAJA

CITY: MUSHIN

STATE: LAGOS STATE

COUNTRY: NIGERIA

ZIP CODE:23401

they are having my right dhl account do no worry. i will have to pay them cash too so make sure to say them contents are not much value.
thanks
Bally
I will be sure to take the photos like I usually do of the shipment, and I will also post the tracking information from DHL.

Here is the email header information:

Received: from webmail-outgoing.us4.outblaze.com [205.158.62.67] by mail.terahost.net with ESMTP
(SMTPD32-8.13) id AE12FE7014A; Sun, 13 Feb 2005 18:33:54 -0800
Received: from wfilter.us4.outblaze.com (wfilter.us4.outblaze.com [205.158.62.180])
by webmail-outgoing.us4.outblaze.com (Postfix) with QMQP id 4E9091800121
for <butch@anuslaptops.com>; Mon, 14 Feb 2005 02:39:54 +0000 (GMT)
X-OB-Received: from unknown (205.158.62.148)
by wfilter.us4.outblaze.com; 14 Feb 2005 02:39:54 -0000
Received: by ws5-6.us4.outblaze.com (Postfix, from userid 1001)
id 8379421AFF9; Mon, 14 Feb 2005 02:39:53 +0000 (GMT)
Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1"
Content-Disposition: inline
Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
MIME-Version: 1.0
Received: from [213.209.161.165] by ws5-6.us4.outblaze.com with http for
x xxxxxxxxx; Mon, 14 Feb 2005 10:39:53 +0800
From: "Bally Collins" < xxxxxxxxxx>
To: butch@anuslaptops.com
Date: Mon, 14 Feb 2005 10:39:53 +0800
Subject: Re: Urgently respond
X-Originating-Ip: 213.209.161.165
X-Originating-Server: ws5-6.us4.outblaze.com
Message-Id: <20050214023953.8379421AFF9@ws5-6.us4.outblaze.com>
X-RBL-Warning: NOPOSTMASTER: Not supporting postmaster@keromail.com
X-RBL-Warning: SPAMHEADERS: This E-mail has headers consistent with spam [4000080f].
X-Declude-Sender: xxxxxxx [205.158.62.67]
X-Declude-Spoolname: D0e120fe7014adfba.SMD
X-Note: This E-mail was scanned by Declude JunkMail (www.declude.com) for spam.
X-Spam-Tests-Failed: NOPOSTMASTER, SPAMHEADERS [3]
X-RCPT-TO: <butch@anuslaptops.com>
Status: U
X-UIDL: 400459187

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Old February 14th, 2005, 12:04 AM
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Quote:
This is to inform you that DHL is coming to your office again to pick up the Laptops Monday, February 14 2005
I can only assume that your recent heated interlude with the lovely and seductive Rosemary has put Butch in a romantic mood. Surely a shipment departing the Anus facility on Valentine's Day will contain appropriate holiday greetings. Perhaps a few signed pictures of Rosemary or some other suitable (or unsuitable) photos could go in the box. Or how about just a red painted heart-shaped rock?

After all, it is the thought that counts and Butch just seems to be such a hopeless romantic.
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Old February 14th, 2005, 06:27 PM
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DHL has come and gone. Here is what its all about upto now:













I will post the tracking information tomorrw when I get it!

p.s. do not worry, the laptop is gutted.
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Old February 14th, 2005, 06:34 PM
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Old February 14th, 2005, 07:10 PM
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Old February 15th, 2005, 06:05 PM
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I have ran into something very interesting:

Barry Collins has given me 2 differnt address's druing our whole email process.

I made a mistake yesterday and shipped the Anus to his 1st noted address to me in email, and I let him know about it:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Butch

Dear Barry,

I have made a terrible mistke and sent your laptops to the address you had 1st sent to me, you will have to call DHL and request for a address change, sorry about that.

Butch Driveshaft
www.AnusLaptops.com


Now, here is his response, let me know if you see something odd with this email:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Barry

Dear Butch

There is no problem everything is under control .
You just give me the 10 digit tracking number and the address the package was sent to, with this I will receive the package.

I look forward to read as soon as possible .

Sincerely.
Cole


I was very excited to see the email signed by somoene who made me who I am today.

It got me thinking, is this the same guy?

He called in soon enough, here is the Audio:
http://media.thescambaiter.com/thefailure/freight5/coolie.zip
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Old February 15th, 2005, 06:22 PM
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HE'S BACK FROM THE DEADED!!!!!!!!!

Damn, that's almost too much of coincidence, isn't it? God only knows what the connection is, but it's got to be there.

Maybe the name "Cole" as taken on legendary status among the scammer community much like it has here and it's being used as a sort of inside joke for anything to do with laptop scams.
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Old February 16th, 2005, 02:56 AM
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Cole wouldn't be that stupid would he. Hang on, this is COLE we're talking about.

I hope "Cole V2.0" gives out some quality threats of dead when he recieves his anus too.
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Old February 16th, 2005, 03:45 AM
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Wow... my blessing worked!
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Old February 16th, 2005, 12:37 PM
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Well, DHL fucked up and lost the Commercail Invoice that I gave them, and returned the package.

I emailed Cole v2.0 the following:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Butch

Dear Cole,

DHL brought the package back to me because the shipping department forgot to
give them the Commercial invoice.

I will print out the commercail invoice and it will be ready to go out with
the box.

Send DHL back to me so we can conclude this.

here is the tracking number so you can see they brought it back to me:

2xxxxxxxx0

if you call them back, they will come get it today.

make sure you do this

Butch Driveshaft
www.AnusLaptops.com

There is always drama with these Anus Shipments!

Attached is the screenshot of the delivery back to me:
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Old February 16th, 2005, 01:02 PM
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As much trouble as you have with DHL, maybe Anus Laptops needs to open their own freight delivery service... Anus Xpress.
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Old February 16th, 2005, 04:51 PM
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He emailed me back, and then he followed up with some audio:

http://media.thescambaiter.com/thefailure/freight5/coolie2.zip


Quote:
Originally Posted by Cole v2.0

Hi butch .

I reschedule the pickup to Thursday, February 17 2005, between 11:00 A.M. and 2:00 P.M.

Make sure there is no more problem this time .

Cole
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Old February 17th, 2005, 06:28 AM
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Angry

Maybe DHL has put Butch Driveshaft on a sort of 'blacklist' after loads of complaints from Nigerians. If the next DHL shipment fucks up then it may be safe to assume so.
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Old February 17th, 2005, 11:14 AM
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I love that line

"i will have to pay them cash too so make sure to say them contents are not much value."

how can anyone underestimate the value of an Anus Laptop?
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Old February 17th, 2005, 11:59 AM
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ahhahahahaha Butch


when you said. ' I am gonna call you Coolie "

Coolie is a Dogs asshole..lolol

so I suppose his anus laptop you made that lad should fit perfectly..lololol
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